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| How do you like me now!!!!!!!!! Now that I'm back from Mexico!!!!!! So yeah I have been away in Mexico for the past week and then I went to Arizona. I jumped on a dead whale, put explosives in a beached tug boat, poked a stick about a foot into a dead seal, almost died from being drowned in a beached oil tanker when the tide came in, so over all it was pretty eventful. I met new friends, got a whole bunch of new one liners and didn't get hepatitus (spelling?). Well yes it is that time to go now, goodbye. | | |
| So I proposed to the most beautiful girl in the world last night Feb 14. She said yes and now we are engaged to be married. So heres the fun thing: I'm about ready to go to bed and I get a call from this amaizingly awsome girl and she tells me that the center diamond to the ring has fallen out in her room!!!! Yeah thats exactly what I said "thats Bull Crap", I just paid all that money and its gonna fall out after she has worn it for like under 6 hours, thats not cool. Well she just called and she found it and we're taking it in tommorow. Ok the end. I'll have a picture of it up in a day or two. (by the by, in case you didn't know the girl was Becky Oberg). Goodbye my friends. | | |
| I heard an awsome quote today but I couldn't remember it word for word so I got it as close as I possibly could below
You must risk going to far in order to discover how far you really could go. | | |
| Do not and I mean do not ever under any circumstances watch the movie Catwoman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean under any circumstances. Even if someone was holding a gun to your head saying that they would kill you if you don't watch. If you get killed because you won't watch it I am sure that God will bless you in heaven. I am serious, I'm not even kidding. If you watch it you will probably hit yourself in the nose trying to get it to jam up into your brain and in turn bring about your own demise. Just don't do it. If someone suggests it stop being their friend and run very very far away from them as if they had the plague. Ok I'm done. | | |
| I found a sword today and I was playing with it. The owner doesn't know that I was so if you see him don't tell him. I stabbed my roommate with a knife and I stabbed a box with the sword. It was a big sword. When I grow up I think I'm gonna be a sword guy. I'll run around the world killing bad people with a stolen sword. sleep calls.
MY NAME IS JESSE AND I AM SAD I KILLED MY ROOMMATE. | | |
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